This is too f'ing funny. "In short, we cannot run out of money." "For the insured the depositors, a bank failure is a non-event." Love it!
She also lays the groundwork for borrowing from the Treasury.
From the FDIC's website:
Man, we're gonna miss this crisis when it's finally past us in 2017 or so. The unintentional comedy meter is just so high these days.
For instance, watch how her head bobs and weaves with every word. Also, watch and listen to the big "I know I'm lying to you" gulp she takes a 1:20 when she tries to say that we won't have as many failures as the S&L crisis.