To date, most of Earth's population has been deprived of a blog by one of the great ranters of our time. The World According to Hatch, a blog that has yet to be created, will break new ground in the area of commonsense, straightforward discussion. However, Hatch (who resides nearby) has thusfar been too timid to create his own blog. Thusly, I dedicate my first blog to taunting Hatch and his procrastinating, cowardly ways.
Hatch has no excuse for not sharing his views with the world. We call upon him to sack up and launch his blog. The world clearly needs it.